feel-electric:

girls at my school are posting this on twitter saying how its stupid and asking “why” but i think its just what people need to say.


Que romántico es poder ver dormir a tu lado a la persona que te gusta; aunque sea que esté inconsciente por el efecto del cloroformo.





Nick Jonas looking hot at Coachella


hottieboombalatie:

Our team: glasses 



pansexual-atheist-time-lord:

spyduck:

busket:

chromakite:

This is a doorknob.

so you can feel like breaking someone’s wrist every time you enter your home

I just want a hand to put my genitals in that isn’t my own.

There are, apparently, THREE types of people…



Carrot